nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

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emkaymlp: evaunit: but you’re made of ice well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too
p41g3r4nk1n: wespeakfortheearth: macalien: causticgrip: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. wow, wtf? sick f***s Why would you.. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.
counterhunter: ‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’ ‘fuck if i know’

sydneythesignificant:

if you think wearing thigh high stockings will solve all of your problems and make you attractive

you

are

right

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Shipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipship.
*screams* ♡

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